Imagine a hoodie so irresistible that even the neighborhood dogs start plotting to sneak into your closet! With the cheeky slogan “I want all the dogs” these garments are within sniffing distance. Friends might joke that you’re building a canine army or that you’re auditioning for the role of “Alpha Dog” in the next neighborhood block party. Who needs a dating profile when your outfit screams, “Swipe right if you have a dog”? Just be warned: wearing this ensemble might lead to impromptu dog-walking duties and spontaneous pet adoption attempts!